Womble-Clomp is when someone gets hurt very dramatically but in a comical fashion.
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped
by 69AssBlaster69 July 5, 2020
Get the Womble-Clompmug. The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
Get the Womble in the bedmug. A term to describe ones idiocy, or when one acts in an idiotic way.
Also used in anger to describe hatred towards one another.
Also used in anger to describe hatred towards one another.
by MrBanter January 19, 2015
Get the Womble Coptermug. Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.
by Shed89 March 12, 2013
Get the Wombles Facesmug. by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019
Get the Cock womblemug. by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018
Get the cock womblemug. Person, persons or institutions who have become so deeply inbred that putrification has begun not just of the mind but indeed their very soul.
This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
This manifests itself in literal, figurative or metaphorical displays of dimwittedness such as the desire and actualisation of said desire to collect for the purposes of hoarding or recycling, Spaff. This may occur aurally, visually or physically.
Dave: I was reading a definition on Urban Dictionary
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
and this gimp used the word 'actualise' twice
outside of a corporate environment.
John: What a Spaff-Womble!
Joni realised with her parents due round any minute, to enjoy some of her delicious spaghetti bolognese, she had run out of time to get the parmigiana! Like a dutiful Spaff-Womble, she scoured her abode for any leftover man spaff or if need be quam-tazum (mixed gender combo spaff normally the result of simultaneous ispaffulation.) Having sourced said substance(s) Joni crushed the gusset of old panties infused with the desired substance (resulting from a 'pantie-pull-to-the-side-and-ride' side spill) thus releasing the flaky substitute for the missing Italian ingredient.
by Atari quam-tazum January 1, 2012
Get the Spaff-Womblemug.