windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.

On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!

by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006

Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

by tymajors March 31, 2015

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

widish

A sacred language used by wizards and witches off 1900's and used by the Illuminati

Omg he's speaking widish!

by rush edits January 11, 2015

Windis

A positive freebie word that can mean anything with the beholders deffinition

The man gleefully strolled down the street after Billy called him a Windis

by Lakemore likeocean June 5, 2019

windisoma

Things that are unseen or hidden

"There is fear of windisoma"

by janken_._ May 11, 2021

Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.

Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?

by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022