Wiitard 

An individual who plays a first person shooter game on the Wii

Person 1: why is that nibber playing MW3 on the Wii?
Person 2: Idk that Wiitard needs to keel haul himself

Wiitard by burning ninja06 October 12, 2018

Wiitard 

Someone who sucks at playing the Wii.

You can't even play tennis you big wiitard.

Wiitard by Ben Sanecki November 20, 2006

Wiitarded 

The look someone has when playing wii and one pretends to think of them without the remote, randomly wailing about in the middle off the living room, in a retarded manner

As we played golf I stood back and watched Charlotte take a swing, looking very wiitarded and a little con-fuddled.

Wiitarded by Jackthejew March 15, 2011

wiitarded 

A condition where you are addicted to the Wii internet channel, and spend all day watching youtube videos and chatting to other wii users.

I was so wiitarded yesterday! i spend 5 hours straight watching youtube videos!

wiitarded by Gwendolynne January 9, 2008

wiitarded 

The acid like effect of sitting too close to a big screen T.V. and watching the guitar hero notes scroll down for too long.

I was on guitar hero so long that I played myself Wiitarded. When I quit,the tv and shelves kept warping and twisting in my eyes.

wiitarded by BrownBillygoat February 22, 2008

Wiitard 

'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name

'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'

Wiitard by Trolius Maximus September 7, 2013