witches coochie

when someone thinks its really hot outside they would use that.

"oh my goodness its hotter than a witches coochie out here"

by uniquedefining October 12, 2022

Whiteness

SJW newspeak meaning "Western culture"

Used by SJWs to purposely start arguments on the internet with people who misinterpret it to mean "white people"

That whiteness studies group discussion was woke af!

by Fred9876 May 25, 2017

Whiteness

A set of cultural values that emphasizes meritocracy, punctuality, education, strong work ethic, and individualism.

I got fired for being late. Damn opressive whiteness

by Oerwinde June 30, 2018

Witches Brew

Referring to a situation when a gentleman has not ejaculated for a long period of time. His baby batter has been brewing and thus is quite pungent and foul to the taste.

Dude, I have been stewing this witches brew for almost a month in anticipation of blowing it all over that whores face.

I busted a five roper of witches brew on that bitch and she almost vomited from the necrotic odor.

by Glass House October 26, 2011

Witches brew

The term used for when one throws up a little in their mouth, swallows it, then has to deal with the horrible after-taste.

Dude, after I ate that burrito and shotguned that Milwaukee's Best, I got the worst witches brew.

by BobbieSuee May 29, 2009

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008

witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006