i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

by The cunt on the dunny February 7, 2019

wheelchair

When you see a guy/girl so hot that you would fuck him/her so hard, they would require a wheelchair to move around.

Mark: Damn! Check out that blonde chick over there.

Sam: She is definitely of wheelchair quality!

by Savona August 1, 2008

wheelchairian

An ancient keltic ice warrior who was unfortunately injured In a freak accident and now completes in sports such as blind curling and ice tennis

Dave the kelt was able to run before his accident now he's a wheelchairian

by Dave the wheelchairian March 25, 2014

The Wheelchair

The thing from the South Park series, what Timmy is sitting on.

Timmyyyyyyy ... said retarded Timmy while sitting on the Wheelchair before getting gased by Zyklon B in the Gas chamber

by BigBruhTheoryBigBang March 6, 2020

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.

I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

Wheelchair Walk

When a person in a wheelchair propels the wheelchair by moving his/her legs in a walking motion making witnesses of this action question if that person actually needs a wheelchair in the first place.

Justin: "Check out that guy in the wheelchair, he's moving the chair with his legs."
Dan: "He's doing the Wheelchair Walk...makes me wonder if he even needs that wheelchair?"
Justin: "Let's find out..."

by The Greg Brady December 22, 2009