yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"

Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.

by Ott^ September 25, 2005

Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.

Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!

by restful ling ling April 13, 2016

weaver grip

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.

dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!

by francis doodey July 15, 2006

wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

by JB01 January 10, 2008

Werver

A workstation or desktop PC that has been pressed into service as a Server (Windows, Linux or otherwise)

We are using our 386 Werver to run the organizations multi-million dollar fax system.

by Brian K. (Pimp) April 30, 2008

weave-n-sleeve

1. The technique where one weaves the headphone wire of an ipod into their sleeve so as to lean on their hand and listen to music covertly
2. To employ the technique of weaving an ipod headphone into ones sleeve in order to listen to music secretly

That speaker was so boring at school I just weave-n-sleeved and rocked to basshunter the whole presentation.

by Leah Beah February 22, 2009

weave litter

parts of a weave dropped on the ground amongst all the other urban litter

Alice exclaimed, "Those beatches got in a bitch fight last night and left weave litter!"

by katieflowers May 5, 2011