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Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.
Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012
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weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.
Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.
by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014
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Weller

To bleat on and promote your Socialist point of view when you don't have any money, but the moment you become successful and wealthy to drop your ideals and sell out.

See Paul Weller now successful solo artist, once Social commetarist.

Not to be confused with 'Doing a Daltrey' and writing a song about hoping to die before you get old and not carrying that promise through.

Antonym of Billy Bragg
That John Prescott did a Weller the moment he joined Tony Blair's cabinet and ended up with Two Jags.
by JamFan June 24, 2009
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welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.
i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity
by taylor keating May 24, 2004
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WellerMan

When Your Taking a Piss and Accidently Spray Yourself In the Face With Your Own Piss
I Heard That John Gave Himself A WellerMan
by Tomoko Enjoyer March 17, 2023
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Welker

When a dependable, highly paid and highly successful co-worker or friend fails to perform a mundane task at the worst possible time. Often derailing a organization or team right before they achieve set goals, resulting in a lost financial opportunity, disdain and regret.

Refers to New England's Wes Welker. A automatic WR with more receptions than any other player in the NFL, who dropped a pass that would have secured a Super Bowl title for the Patriots.
Boss: We're so close to securing the Anderson account, It will be our biggest order in the history of the company and we owe it all to you, Johnson. You are easily this company's most dependable and successful rep. Did you make sure to bring the signing papers I handed you this morning because if this deal is not done today we loss the account.

Johnson: Signing papers?

Boss: You f-ing worthless piece of shit! Are you kidding me? How retarded are you, serious! It's your job to bring the damn papers! I pay you $250,000 to bring the f-ing papers! Jesus Christ, your little Welker incident just cost this company the biggest account ever, You're Fired!!
by Here We Go Brownies! March 23, 2012
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soon may the wellerman come

to bring us sugar tea and rum, One day, when the tonguin' is done, We’ll take our leave and go.
Chorus: Soon may the wellerman come
Chorus: To bring us sugar tea and rum
by *insert funny jojoke here* February 9, 2021
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