to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
Get the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug. Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
Get the I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came frommug. Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.
Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
Meaning:
It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
Get the I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.mug. by nepvll March 12, 2023
Get the I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouthmug. That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007
Get the I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of Englandmug. by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010
Get the I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkiemug. 