to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
mugGet the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug.
Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
mugGet the I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came frommug.
Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.
As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011
mugGet the I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.mug.
When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007
mugGet the I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of Englandmug.

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