wigger
A caucasian person who dresses, acts, and talks "gangsta" and TRIES to freestyle. Usually are in a family (possibly Jewish) whose income is about 500 thousand dollars a year. Can be found in groups to protect each other from people they have "chedda" with. Can be found talking massive shit but can't back any of it up with words. Usually found saying "my nigga" "don't be hatin'" and/or adds izzle to every wizzle so they don't have to rhyzzle.
Example of a Conversation
Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!
Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.
Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!
Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.
wigger by uranmfer329 March 14, 2005