wesley 

wesley is a big fucking gay nigga who hates sea of thieves and eats ranch.

you are being a real wesley dude

wesley by riiga February 1, 2019

wesley 

a boy who acts as if he is your dad. he takes over your life. he has a small weiner and is always a drama queen. He cries alot because he is a closeted gay. he definately loves shoe shopping but noone else likes him

do you know bob?
YAH He wont let me wear what the fuck i want
o that sucks you should dump his ass
but i love him
but hes such a Wesley

wesley by nan101 January 3, 2012

Wesley 

A term for a very annoying person at school. Someone who uses wrong word usage and weird voice

Wesley is a Wesley because he is weird

Wesley by asdlfkjsdalwiobowerhbovb April 17, 2017

Wesley 

A small penis as punk with no self respect who'd should be thrown in the trash. He fucks hobos and trashcans.
He only smokes skank

That wesley is a fucking crackhead.

Wesley by Jack000000000000000 September 4, 2019

Wesley 

A Wesley is a short tempered guy. He usually has big ears but he’s cool. Everyone wishes they were Wesley. He’s the coolest kid at school and is usually good at sports. Especially baseball.

Wow! He’s the best bunter on the team!
Everyone loves Wesley!

Wesley by Yankees4life22 May 21, 2018

wesley 

A wesley loves to scrape tartar sauce off the bottom of the jar with his fingernails so he can save it for later

Woah that tartar sauce eating jew totally reminds me of wesley

wesley by WESLEYEATSTOMUCHTARTARSAUCE January 29, 2019

Wesley 

Wesley’s are short, really really really short. they also play baseball🤨

Person: “ Isn’t Wesley really short”
Other Person: “Definitely”

Wesley by only the coolest June 20, 2019