UNPOPULAR VITALE

An odd mangina penis boy who stays in every weekend. Swears off sexual relatlions due to something being wrong with their manhood. Gets nervous easily and is a wallflower.

Unpopular Vitale was home again last night in urban dic chat

by coasi May 17, 2008

vitaliy

A somewhat deaf Russian who likes to rave to techno music in his mazda. At times, he may act rather clumsy, and walk into a truck. When bored in class, this guy either texts away on his blackberry or he plays pokemon on his game boy. He tends to eat way too much at every restaraunt that he goes to. Also, for some odd reason, scientists have observed his strange eating habits of burritos with carrots dunked in ketchup. Overall, having a vitaliy is a good thing to have around because he is rather tall and can reach things most people cannot.

That guy over there who just walked into that truck is such a vitaliy!

by peterockpeterson March 25, 2009

vitale

A term for a person who abuses women. A professional torturer/bully.

1. That guy over there who beat up his wife is a Vitale.'

2. That punk whos berating his friend is a Vitale.

by Clikd January 25, 2008

Vitalicus

a libtard memeful person who is really nice but if you break the rules or post anime he will yeet on you with a ban

ur a vitalicus haha gay no u stfu

by Weebxarx December 15, 2018

vittles

Any type of food that you are eating

im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles

by E-Trudgin April 4, 2006

Vitallo

Italian last name; name holders are usually extremely awesome. Variations: Vitello, Vitullo

Gosh, you know that Vitallo girl? I hear she's super cool.

by Anonymous-Pants March 30, 2008

Dick Vitale

Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08

Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...

by Fireboss76 December 17, 2018