slice vinyl

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.
I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...
by SEM; May 17, 2007
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Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.
I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl
by bobby mcgeeeee December 02, 2010
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Vinyl Dinosaur

Vinyl Dinosaur. Usually music collectors or DJ's that frown upon other people that did follow format evolution into the modern era. Highly protective of their falsely perceived credibility of owning that one illustrious copy of a record most folk are really not arsed about because nobody ever heard anyway because some obscure vinyl only label from the North East of England only pressed ten lacquers to "keep things underground". Vinyl dinosaurs are not willing to share music, titles, artists or any info out of fear of losing their credibility. The biggest threat to a VD and something which can cause immediate outrage is a repress. Don't be anywhere near a vinyl dinosaur as there will potentially be blood due to exploding heads and hurt egos.
Look at that vinyl dinosaur doing his back in with his two crates of records.

The vinyl dinosaur was hugely offended when asked if he owned CDJ's.
by TheIncredibleMong April 30, 2019
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Vinyls

Plural of vinyl, used by millenials to describe the quantity of Taylor Swift variants they own
Dude, check out my vinyls, I have every variant of Midnights from every country to spin on my cruiser.
by VinylDoctor July 30, 2023
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Vinyls

A word that doesn't exist, often mistakenly used to refer to vinyl records. The plural form of "vinyl" is just "vinyl".
Q: By the way, do you own any vinyls?
A: I have a few records.
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Vinyl

That record is made of vinyl. Lets play that vinyl record.
by jackassretro January 18, 2022
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Vinyls

Multiple vinyl records. It’s ok. Accept it. Vinyls is acceptable
Man take a look at all those vinyls Lee got at Furnace Fest
by Furnie4lyfe August 07, 2022
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