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Vinyl

Simply means approval. An adjective used to positively describe ones appreciation for an object, person or humour. Also denotes the genuine authenticity or antique age of chosen subject.
David’s gran came to visit yesterday, she’s so vinyl!

Did you hear Rydo’s joke about biffs, fucking vinyl!

Q: We going night riding?
A: Vinyl!

Fuck that soup off it’s vinyl as fuck!
by The sandwich hunter January 15, 2019
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Vinyl layer

A guy who lays hard floors (among other things) generally regarded as a god within the flooring industry. Has a tendency to whinge due to sub standard shop staff.
Did you know shops always like to screw the vinyl layer.
by TOAXMC June 7, 2018
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slice vinyl

v. 1. To alter the noises made by a typical record on the turntable by using a blade to scratch, cut, slice, or otherwise deface the record.

2. To make beats by cutting or scratching at certain angles around the record.
I took my aunt's weak-ass Peter Frampton LP and sliced it into this tight buzz loop!
If you got any 12"es you don't want anymore, bring 'em over to my place so we can slice them up!
My turntable's needle is fucked to shit! That's the last time I let Miguel slice vinyl on it...
by SEM; June 2, 2007
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Wired Vinyl

Wired Vinyl is the best band in the world, it consists of: Frogleeiscool, Vermited (ZionNeon), indigobarber28 (TeWg965) Joe and MrExplosion
by Gog403 May 27, 2023
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schrodinger's vinyl

A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.

Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.

That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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Vinyls

Plural of vinyl, used by millenials to describe the quantity of Taylor Swift variants they own
Dude, check out my vinyls, I have every variant of Midnights from every country to spin on my cruiser.
by VinylDoctor July 30, 2023
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Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.
Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014
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