Vertical Degradation

Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.

Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.

by TehDrake May 5, 2011

Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017

Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019

Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011