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Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!
by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
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Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020
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Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system
What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes
by Juanita Green October 11, 2021
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Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.
by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022
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Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.
At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.
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Urictionary

The Urban Dictionary shortened
I'm going to check the Urictionary
by pseudumnim June 17, 2018
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urinating on the flowerbeds

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’
by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021
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