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Unicorn

A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.

"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.
We've met one or two unicorns in our time.
by G and T swing! April 19, 2018
mugGet the Unicornmug.

unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME
"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."
by ploopster March 13, 2005
mugGet the unicornsmug.

Unicorn

I ate a unicorn yesterday!
by Asamusay July 7, 2016
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unicorn

a mythical white horse that has a horn on it's head.
by Clarrissa Langley April 27, 2004
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The Unicorn

A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!
by Jeff da Man August 4, 2007
mugGet the The Unicornmug.

Unicornism

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.
Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*
by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010
mugGet the Unicornismmug.

unicorn

No, I am to full to eat that much, how bout just a unicorn?
by Volair March 13, 2004
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