The art of using social media to brag about outdoor adventures you never actually went on. A combination of "um" (hesitation) and "kayak" (because it sounds outdoorsy).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Can be used as a verb (to umiaq) or a noun (an umiaq post).
Sophie: "Check out my Insta! I'm totally crushing this mountain climb!"
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
Jake: "Dude, you're umiaqqing again. That's clearly the rock wall at Planet Fitness."
by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024
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Pussy slayer:omg look a crow getting fucked by peacocks while shitting
Pusy slayer:omg that's so Ayush uniyal!
BOTH laughs having pain in ass
Pusy slayer:omg that's so Ayush uniyal!
BOTH laughs having pain in ass
by Pussyslayer_ November 23, 2021
Get the Ayush uniyal mug.He is an introvert and he can not talk to girls at all and he likes to be with his homies and never have sex with a girl (i mean it) and he suggests good anime and he will never let you touch his spectacles(trust me if you touch he might have gay sex with you but he'll surely fuck you and nothing can save you) .He is a prime member of pussy slayer gang .Even If one of pussy slayer member (his friend) dies he would not know about this for his entire life because of his sigma male principles that are very strict .His laugh is supernatural and sounds like a crow getting fucked by a group of peacock while shitting at the same time(it's really unbelievable and supernatural at the same time). everyone wants him as a friend but he will choose a path where there are no girls .he is a kind of person who will watch porn and not jerk.He collects stickers in whatsapp porn shop
.he only writes in classmate plain sheet registers . Everyone loves him and he is a great friend who will talk to you without speaking a single word because only language he knows is 'fart'.he loves fart communication.fart stands for fuck and rape technology.every pussy slayer knows this language.
.he only writes in classmate plain sheet registers . Everyone loves him and he is a great friend who will talk to you without speaking a single word because only language he knows is 'fart'.he loves fart communication.fart stands for fuck and rape technology.every pussy slayer knows this language.
Pussy slayer:omg look a crow getting fucked by peacocks while shitting
Pusy slayer:omg that's so ayush uniyal!
BOTH laughs having pain in ass
Pusy slayer:omg that's so ayush uniyal!
BOTH laughs having pain in ass
by Pussyslayer_ November 23, 2021
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She is rare - trust me so rare
No one has the aura like her
She is rare - trust me so rare
No one has the aura like her
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