by diwk? June 30, 2024
Get the unc mug.Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
Get the Connor "Unc" Knee mug.Usually of scottish descent. Hangs around with people younger than them. You may sometimes find them learning slang off urban dictionary. Usually their slang will be outdated
by AnonTRP September 20, 2025
Get the unc mug.by FroggyFrogger August 21, 2025
Get the Unc mug.Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo
Ex1:
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now
Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status
by egskibidi June 13, 2024
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It is used to describe someone (usually on tik tok) over the age of around 25 on the internet.
It is usually used when a young to middle aged black man is yapping about something
It is used to describe someone (usually on tik tok) over the age of around 25 on the internet.
It is usually used when a young to middle aged black man is yapping about something
by Your Unc February 26, 2024
Get the Unc mug.Someone who is physically old enough to be an uncle or someone who acts older than they are. Alternatively, they are behind the times and might limited knowledge of technology and use old terms and listen to older music.
(Ex.)
Person 1: Did you read the news last night?! It was crazy!
Person 2: Alright unc, who reads the news still.
(Ex.2)
Person: Hey Chris, how do you listen to spotify? With a gramophone?! Ahhhhhh classic unc!
Chris: Huh? Say that again sonny?
Person 1: Did you read the news last night?! It was crazy!
Person 2: Alright unc, who reads the news still.
(Ex.2)
Person: Hey Chris, how do you listen to spotify? With a gramophone?! Ahhhhhh classic unc!
Chris: Huh? Say that again sonny?
by ParkaMan December 4, 2024
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