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Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
by BBone224 October 15, 2018
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turkish waterfall

When one guy is taking a dump and another guy pisses between his legs.
Alex and Kevin were in a hurry to get to Atlantic City so they had to do a turkish waterfall.
by ChingyKing5000 June 17, 2007
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turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.
Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn
by Lenny and George April 13, 2010
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Turticorn

A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.
I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling
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turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
by show time January 13, 2015
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Turcic-ing

(Verb)- When someone continues talking about something way past the point of exhaustion. Similar to the saying, "beat the horse to death." However-, turcic-ing takes it further. The horse has been beaten, dragged, maimed an you continue talking about it.
Quit turcic-ing, the matter was closed a week ago.
by Justjen86 March 13, 2015
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Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!
by shagenwagen February 2, 2017
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