I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015

Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

Touchings

What people at New Hyde Park Memorial Highschool do for fun. Touchings is a game for everyone and anyone. In simplar words it’s people tazing eachother with their hands specifically in the “touching zone”. You are getting bored at Sophia’s house. Chris and ryan chase Mary and Emma with the touchings.... whole room goes wild chasing eachother like 5 year olds.

“Emma is planning on giving Ryan the touchings right now.”
“I just got the touchings, now I’m mad.”
“OHHH TOUCHINGS? TAKE, PLEASE”

by Negativenancy321 January 28, 2019

Eric Tsuchiya

Ehh-Reek-Soo-Chee-Ya - a term used to describe a non wholesome, heartbreaking, boba and abg loving Japanese guy.
It is another name for the term "abb". ie., someone who enjoys raves, drinking, cars, and may have partaken in substances.

Did you see that guy in a red flannel, black distressed jeans, gold chain, permed hair and classic vans at Arena this weekend? That guy was such an Eric Tsuchiya

by abbslayer69 September 23, 2020

touching the ceiling

For oneself to become drunk or high. drunk high

Tom: Yo how was the party last night.
Nick: It was crazy my head was touching the ceiling the whole night.

by fratboy1221 May 20, 2016

Tsuchako

The adorable wlw pairing between tsuyu asui and ochako uraraka from my hero academia (ngl i'm scared of the majority of the fandom). They deserve all the happiness and I hope they can go live in a cottage together someday.

"I like izuocha but my favorite pairing is Tsuchako"

by FrogGoblin they/them February 24, 2021