The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
by Baby D123 February 26, 2011
Get the I'm not trying to start shit mug.Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
Get the Just trying to see if you were paying attention mug.Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
by IluvB123 March 3, 2005
Get the ugly bitch trying to look pretty mug.by Jorrdan McCray January 12, 2017
Get the I'm trying to clap mug.( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)
Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."
(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)
Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"
(Both laugh)
Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."
(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)
Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"
(Both laugh)
by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020
Get the Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read mug.When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.
Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen
by Glencoco November 8, 2017
Get the stop trying to make fetch happen mug.Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
by steverbeaver July 13, 2007
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