a troy is a person who loves the mingers. he will hook anyone he can, regardless of age, weight or scraggyness he has NO STANDARDS at all.. a troy usualy dresses very scruffy and has cheap sports shoes. he has a long beard and lives in the bush.
by little fringed goblin March 30, 2009
Get the Troymug. Tends to be ugly and greasy. Can't get a girl for his life. Scares everybody around him. He is usually the biggest pervert ever. Doesn't leave people alone. Looses his underwear a lot. Wears the same pair for 2 months. Scratches people with his toenail. Pretends to be a girl. Blows into his cats butt hole. Nobody likes him.
Troy is so crusty
by KatieandTaylerasdf July 23, 2011
Get the Troymug. Pudgy, bald, douchenozzle; that plays the "friend" card to score with married women. Offers a shoulder to cry on while he is working on the pants zipper. Usually found near Cannibis. Keeps a garage stall clear so adultress wives can hide their cars.
by Grimmace December 21, 2008
Get the Troymug. A person who constantly puts their significant other before their friends, never returns their friends phone calls or texts, and in general is a shitty friend now that they are in a relationship.
"Sorry I didn't call you back I passed out really early, I didn't want you to think I went Troy on you."
by Mr Woo Woo October 22, 2008
Get the Troymug. by Psycho-Magnet February 7, 2010
Get the Troymug. A man with an abnormally small penis, who does not like to have fun. Troys tend to sit around all day waiting for other people to enjoy themselves before striking with negativity.
by Manyana December 10, 2010
Get the Troymug. The biggest asshole in the world. He thinks he is the cock on the block but everyone wants him dead. He thinks he is a big tough guy but is a pussy when you fight him
by Uracunt41 June 10, 2017
Get the Troymug.