Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
by 1lastthingandPrimo August 5, 2011
A Dragon, who by coming in the night (and sometimes by day), uses a tactic reffered to as Burnination. This tactic, burninates the countryside, the peasants, all the people, and their thatch-roofed cottages!
by Trog Nor, Trog Dor's Not-quite-so-famous Cousin August 18, 2003
by Fox April 25, 2003
Noun; The Burninator, a dragon. Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people.
Trog Dor was burninating.
by Xort April 11, 2003
essentially the same thing as dragon breath except trog is used in place of dragon so it can be said in front of the offender. 'Trog' comes from the dragon trogdor from homestarruner.com. 'Trog breath' is to be used in extreme situations of bad breath, we're talking about the kind where a tic-tac would disintegrate before touching the doodie-mouthed offenders tongue.
jason (making announcement to crowd): listen up everyone!
everyone: OH DEAR LORD! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?!
g: suckas got some straight up trog breath
everyone: worrrd
everyone: OH DEAR LORD! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?!
g: suckas got some straight up trog breath
everyone: worrrd
by gyeerit July 31, 2006
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