Trailer park Baby Maker

Cheap casket wine that comes in cardboard boxes. Consumed by underage kids drinking it in the park at night and Trailer Trash. Excessive consumption often leads to adult situations resulting in unwanted pregnancy.

Nothing like a sip of the ol’ Trailer park Baby Maker to cash in on child support.

by Miss Sugar November 7, 2007

trailer whore

Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.

These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.

Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"

Jake: "...okay?"

Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."

by blodkjeft March 2, 2011

Trailer Snob

Someone who believes they are above their current social as well as their current economic conditions. They may or may not reside in a mobile home and are just as likely to be found sleeping on their friends couch. They choose to spend their hard earned money on things like cars, race cars, vacations, clothes, and salon visits instead of improving their own standard of living. They like to "put on a show" when it comes to celebrations such as bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baptisms, birthday parties, and family reunions even when it may be their second or third such event. They take out loans and mismanage their money to finance such endeavors. They are the first to hand out advice regarding any money or relationship matter whether it is solicited or not and often are not in such a position that their advice would be welcome. They tend to have their "head in the sand" when it comes to their own relationship and money matters. They rarely can see their own circumstances clearly but are quick to offer their "two cents" on the circumstances of others. They seldom are happy for milestones reached by friends or family and instead try to outshine or rain on the parade of others. They seldom take any responsibility for their role in any conflict and instead try to defend their actions by placing blame on others. They like to be seen as the victim in every potentially negative situation and are quick to rally for support. They are constantly looking for approval from others and to be seen as "OK". They tend to be gossipers and have no boundaries as to who they are gossiping about. They often fish to see what they can gossip about next by saying they "can't believe" or "it might not be my place to say, but..." They tend to have alot of aquaintences but few true friends. Many times they are merely put up with due to the friendships and relationships of their spouse(s) and family members.

Kay always looks so put together, too bad she's really only a "Trailer Snob".

by BuffaloBaby May 30, 2009

Trailer Face

The facial structure that a certain lower socioeconomic group of people tend to genetically pass throughout their pack.

Traits include: Prominent pointed chin or vanishing chin, high cheek bones, thin lips and wide-set eyes

Reference: Gretchen Wilson and most Mountain folk

Example of Proper Usage: That's really unfortunate. She's sweet but has such trailer face, bless her heart.

by Sort_of_a_big_deal March 18, 2011

Trailer Hitch

For when a friend goes to bump fists with you and instead you quickly clamp your hand over theirs. It's supposed to feel unpleasant; a mean-spirited fist bump.

My buddy tried to fist bump me yesterday but instead I gave him a trailer hitch! Ha ha, he felt so violated! He was so angry, he chased me down the street!

by AFanOfMatt November 23, 2010

trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!

Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.

by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004

Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom

Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

by Saiga12 May 9, 2011