Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

toolongkissamitus

when you kiz a qt 2 much

damn that boa got toolongkissamitus

by toolongkissamitus12 December 7, 2019

Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010

Tooloucher

Combination of a tool and douchebag. Usually male.

Weston tried to say he got it in but he doesn't even have condoms, he's a definite tooloucher

by southsideraiders August 13, 2011

troloney

A statement, declaration, or message made by person with the intent of annoying a number of people online (see troll). The statement is usually completely false, very poorly supported, and has terrible grammar, as the statement was made for the sole purpose of ticking off anybody who reads it.

"The president of the United States is secretly working for the Illumanati," says the forum poster. "What a load of troloney," says another, more sensible poster.

"(Insert games console here) sux harder then poop has no games," says the commenter. "Ignore him, people. That's nothing but troloney and he's just wasting our time," warns another commenter, who has witnessed people get into silly arguments over similar topics.

by Mr. Qubls December 9, 2012

toolen

A fucking bitch of a girl that thinks the only way to get over a person is by leap frogging from dick to dick

Person 1: Man she's such a slut, she thinks sleeping with other guys will help her get over her ex
Person 2: Yeah! She's acting like a Toolen!

by percylandia October 11, 2017

tooloostuut

when you fart too loosely

I had a tooloostuut while shopping and the wax came off the floors.

by xxxuglyxxx December 10, 2017