tonight we ride

A phrase used when a bunch of mates are going to go out together, perhaps on a sesh, or just to have fun.

“Mate, I am stoked for tonight”
“Hell yeah!! Tonight we ride!”

by Cloudman74 August 20, 2018

We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

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Big 60 Tonight

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.

My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 23, 2005

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what you doing tonight?

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

by I got highground November 8, 2018

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I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.

Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.

by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009

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