by ThtAznGuy707 June 15, 2024
when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 30, 2025
by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021
Ability to kill people in football. Does not leave anything in his trace and the other team goes home crying. All out bad ass and is good looking.
by juke puke December 06, 2011
He is the bestest friend you'll ever have. He is a huge teddy bear that is always awkward. With his weird jokes. Sometimes he can be a huge dummie. But if you need help or you just feel sad he'll be there for you. If you ever get the chance to be his girlfriend take that chance or you'll regret it. Ha jk he's actually a huge dirtbag
by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019
Titus is the name of a guy you meet randomly through friends that you think is kinda cute. Then you get to know him more and fall in love with him a little more after every conversation. He’s athletic and surprisingly smart even though you might not have originally guessed it. He’s close with his family and everything seems great. But he also has issues he hides with his charming smile and flirty words, whether is commitment to one girl or complicated exes his issues will hurt you but you will still try to see the side of him he shows you and believe in him because you are so in love.
Titus will break your heart and leave you in the dust maybe without even realizing it at first.
Titus will break your heart and leave you in the dust maybe without even realizing it at first.
Girl 1: I really like titus he’s such a genuine guy!
Girl 2: Girl be careful I don’t trust him.
Girl 1: No but he’s different!!!
Girl 2: Whatever you say…
Girl 2: Girl be careful I don’t trust him.
Girl 1: No but he’s different!!!
Girl 2: Whatever you say…
by utahcurlgirl2003 January 17, 2024
A calm and kind boy. Titus’s are likely to be the boy that will open the door for you, pay for your food, and be all around a generous guy. He is not selfish and would give to the homeless whatever he could. He isn’t at all materialistic and although he likes a nice pair of shoes, it’s not what truly important to him. He has a funny side and likes to make you laugh. He is also smart and likes to do hand on activities. This is how he learns best. He is someone that others look up to and makes a really great friend, brother, son, father, and husband.
by Your secret admirer 100 November 24, 2021