Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint
Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*
Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...
Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*
Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...
by Dissapointment.ugh January 6, 2017
Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. They're only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.
How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 12, 2017
by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
by Cumherern March 15, 2017