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Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010
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Tiger Woods

A great professional golfer but a man who is a sell out to his race. Comes up with the term "Cablinasian" to describe himself since he is "mixed," even though Woods is too stupid to realize that 90% African Americans are mixed, so he isn't special.

Tiger Woods is a winner at golf but a sell out to Blacks. I'm "mixed" but I call myself Black, and I will always be known as this. Every one respects Barack Obama because even though he his mother is White he identifies with Blacks.

Tiger, all White people see as being Black, and all the money and fame in the world will never change that.
Tiger woods is an Uncle Tom. He comes up with a new term to describe himself so he won't be known as "Black." What a sell out.
by Transduction January 9, 2009
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A phrase used to express extreme happiness and success. Usually exclaimed when lunging and shooting one fist forward triumphantly.
Bob scores a date with the hot chick from work.
He lunges while triumphantly punching the air with his right fist and shouts "TIGER WOODS"
by Jabaha January 4, 2009
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Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011
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Tiger Woods

When you whack a girl in the face with a boner like Tiger Woods teeing off.
Jake gave me a Tiger Woods last night for not giving him a bj
by jake and drew are pimps October 9, 2008
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Tiger Woods Special

When you hit your head off something and have a golf ball sized bump.
"hey man wtf happened to you?"
-"I got blasted last night and hit my head"
"did you ever bro, you got a 100% legit Tiger Woods Special going on up there"
by Samsquanch21 December 20, 2009
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Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06

Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"

"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
by PooIsCoo May 30, 2006
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