Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

White Rudolph

When you're hitting a girl doggy style against a wall, you shove your hips so far forward she breaks her nose on the wall right as you're about to cum. Turn her around and smack her straight in the face and yell "YOURE LEADING MY SLEIGH BALLS TO ORGASM ON CHRISTMAS EVE". And cum on her face.

Yo I'm definitely going to White Rudolph your mother later

by Bopeep24 April 12, 2021

Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪

In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Rudolphing

The act of a woman placing her period blood onto her partners face with them knowing.

"Did you hear about Johnny?" "He got fucked up and Christine gave him a major Rudolphing"

by santaslittlereindeer December 9, 2014

Rudolph's Nose

When someone is going down on you and you start to get your period

"Dude! She gave me a Rudolph's Nose!” “Sick dude!”

by extraZZZ December 12, 2019

Rudolphing

When you have rough intercourse with your partner/spouse and they have a red nose caused by a bad cold/hay fever etc.

“I was rudolphing that sneezy bitch hard”

by FluffyKoalaArcher December 23, 2018

Rudolph

Rudolphs is a piece of shit, who doesnt care about anything. Hes a sexist, and is racist. Hes very ugly and usualy likes man. Likes to rape little boys.

Oh that guy is probably Rudolphs. Why? Cause he just raped that little boy over there.

by Scrap metal May 1, 2018