stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

by Lazordy February 15, 2021

patient hoarding

Keeping patients coming back for as long as you can, for the rest of their lives if at all possible. The goal is to keep a steady stream of patients coming in, by keeping as many patients on your list as possible, so as to maximize your weekly income. You don't want to completely cure them, or they might decide they don't need you anymore. You just need to make them feel like they're making progress, slowly but surely.

Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.

Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.

As long as this doctor continues her practice of patient hoarding, you will have to make appointments well in advance because she will be booked solid for weeks, or even months, at a time.

by TheSageOne April 13, 2017

never was the patient type

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.

I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .

by Abcvd December 25, 2023

patient patent

Medical patent

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

rulya patient

A sicko

Don’t go near him he’s a rulya patient

by Sausy February 4, 2021

st jude patient

This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic

Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient

Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼

by Tati. Nat June 9, 2024

Mental Patient

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay 🤪🤪🤪🤪 /j
Person 2: You mental patient

by Superjuliam October 15, 2021