Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier

After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it

by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023

Vampire pacifier

A used tampon

She left her vampire pacifier in my bathroom trash can.

by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025

Pacific pacifier

When you swim in the Pacific Ocean and your dong gets salty from the water causing a salty blow job.

Want to taste some salt boo thang, I got that Pacific pacifier for you.

by Gary Abuseys Lady January 12, 2020

Brown Pacifier

When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.

I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

Pennsylvania pacifier

When a woman is screaming at you, so you pull out your penis and she sucks on it until they calm down;

Tyler’s girl was pissed, so I gave her the Pennsylvania pacifier to chill out.

by @caddydaddy724 January 25, 2025

Placenta Pacifier

When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.

Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.

by PATTYFATTYHD January 18, 2016