the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 27, 2008

The Benson Method

The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.

Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me

A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.

by Condor027 April 30, 2011

The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)

Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!

by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011

The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.

"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."

by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012

The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

The Fitsgerald Method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.

i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016