grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 02, 2022

Grandpa Yahr

An old individual who is running low on viagra and is in need of any type of sexual activity. The most often is anal sex.

Wow. That guy looks like he could be a grandpa yahr.

Did a grandpa yahr call you last night?

by protector of youth June 26, 2009

grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

by Mike Nap December 28, 2007

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

by Bill K March 23, 2007

sad grandpa

Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."

Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.

Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.

by Blackhawk's fan March 15, 2010

Uncle-grandpa

Uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in substitute of biological grandpa.

My daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .

by Miss. Hollywood May 16, 2018

uncle grandpa

the type of guy who says good morning all day long.

person: “good morning!”

other person: “wow, he must be an uncle grandpa.”

by kanyesbutthole October 15, 2019