grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 2, 2022

Grandpa Yahr

An old individual who is running low on viagra and is in need of any type of sexual activity. The most often is anal sex.

Wow. That guy looks like he could be a grandpa yahr.

Did a grandpa yahr call you last night?

by protector of youth June 26, 2009

grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

by Mike Nap December 28, 2007

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

by Bill K March 23, 2007

uncle grandpa

the type of guy who says good morning all day long.

person: “good morning!”

other person: “wow, he must be an uncle grandpa.”

by kanyesbutthole October 15, 2019

Uncle-grandpa

Uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in substitute of biological grandpa.

My daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .

by Miss. Hollywood May 16, 2018

grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016