flashlighting

the opposite of gaslighting-you show someone how wonderful they truly are

thanks for flashlighting me

by theflashlighter November 24, 2021

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016

Flashlight Blow

When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine

Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"

by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025

dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.

Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out

by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.

Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.

by TicTac69 July 26, 2011