by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018
Get the dick flashlightmug. The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
Get the African Flashlightmug. by Vogelism March 24, 2021
Get the Flashlightingmug. Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the honey where's the flashlightmug. The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016
Get the italian flashlightmug. When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine
Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"
by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025
Get the Flashlight Blowmug. She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her
Who is that sexy gym freak?
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
by HFworshipperbutnotcreepyone November 21, 2021
Get the Hilal Flashlightmug.