flashlight in the closet

an uncircumcised penis

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.

by secretlover231 April 3, 2010

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

flashlight it

When you and your homies loose your keys in deep crevices

Hey snitches flashlight it!!!

by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 22, 2016

dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.

Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out

by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018

flashlight head

The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.

You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye

by Xieflow December 1, 2003

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016