Check the hands 

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

Check the hands by im a big fag November 9, 2012

check the oil

before a female has any physical contact with "strange" wang, she must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the male's ass. if not, have at it, til you're satisfied.

check the oil by pun tang October 17, 2003

Check the merchandise 

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

Check the merchandise by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

check the score 

Look around, see what's going on, see if it is boring. It often applies to parties.

Rob and Mike got inside to check the score of the party.
Rob: No keg
Mike: laaaaame

check the score by Doodles Morningstar March 17, 2009

The Dick Check 

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

The Dick Check by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011

check the urb 

1.Not knowing what a phrase/ebonics word/ or abreviation means and having to look it up.

2.Quickly looking up a word to see what "modern" definition is.

3.Bored and trying to find new words to use.

1.Aim Convo:
Male: Yeah and I just broke up with my girl.. Im not sure if I want to get into another relationship..
Female:Do you want to be my FWB?
Male: Im gunna go check the urb.. (Searchs fwb and finds "Friends With Benefits)
Male: Now your speaking my language!

2.What is a Mozilla FireFox Godzillas cousin? (checks the urb)Ohh apparently its "The bestest browser ever".

3.(While Bored, Guy decides to Check the Urb) Hmm Word of the day, "jackass of all trades" Nice I'm definitely gunna try and use that word in a convo today.

check the urb by Joeyjoejoeshababadoo November 6, 2007

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

check the tires by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017