Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

by chode boiler May 1, 2010

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!

Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!

Damn Russ, one for the records books!

by LonePooper May 8, 2018

Turd-boiler

Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.

Dude, did you the car Dave was driving, that thing is a turd-boiler?!!

by Dr shammy December 24, 2018

tar boiler

In Scotland this refers to a particulary ugly woman who has not been blessed with good looks.

God dave look at that hideous woman over there, shes a right tar boiler.

by shnuggins March 28, 2007

Beany Boiler

n. Female follower of vegan diet, when in a state of advanced sexual frustration.

"Holy shit! Did you see the evil look she just gave me for eating a burger?"

"Yeah dude, she's a beany boiler for sure..."

by hippyad/jimiffondu October 24, 2008

Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.

My Rusty Boiler is going on high,

by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016

Louisiana boiler

The act of fingering your girlfriend after eating hot and spicy crawfish

Bra that crawfish boil was great until I gave your sister a Louisiana boiler, she was pissed.

by whiplash72 January 17, 2015