World cup

The world cup is something you win in soccer its the biggest thing you can ever win

i just won the world cup

by boshkaly bong bong December 7, 2023

world cup girl

A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.

“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”

“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”

“No! I watch football all the time.”

“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”

“…”

“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”

by N00N13 February 10, 2023

world cup

a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.

I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE

person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?

person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).

person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.

person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.

by ya mams a hoe July 16, 2018

Around the World Cup

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.

Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.

by TruthHasIt October 29, 2014

2022 World Cup

Something that settled the goat debate and solidified penaldo's loss to the GOAT Messi.

A: "Yo bro, who's better messi or ronaldo?"
B: "Dawg go watch the 2022 World Cup."

by LionelAndresMessiCuccitini April 4, 2024

World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

World Cup

World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.

Are you ready for the World Cup?

Yes! I am excited for the World Cup.

by Your National Smart Guy December 20, 2022