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Tombstone

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
by samkejwjwj February 5, 2023
mugGet the Tombstonemug.

Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
mugGet the Living Tombstonemug.

Tombstoned

When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.
Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.
by DubzOclock March 11, 2017
mugGet the Tombstonedmug.

TombStoned

Truly God's gift to the GF PW Board. PWNS JOEKILLA and Gohan4Life on dailly basis.
TombStoned > J00
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
mugGet the TombStonedmug.

Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
mugGet the Living Tombstonemug.

Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.
Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!
by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020
mugGet the Cockmeat Tombstonemug.

tombstoned

dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now
by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016
mugGet the tombstonedmug.

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