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detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017
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Tombstone

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.
by samkejwjwj February 5, 2023
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Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Tombstoned

When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.
Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.
by DubzOclock March 11, 2017
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Tombstone

Tombstone is such a fucking retard
by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020
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Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background
"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"
by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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