by hold up and hold my johnny February 7, 2018
Did you see Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Michael Jackson with that hat and those falsetto whoops and dancing?
by jtlaetj October 27, 2006
Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
by Gray Jack September 13, 2007
Justin Randall Timberlake is a great musician, actor, etc. He has done so much for himself and for others. Especially with his Shriners Hospital charity events. He has put out great music which has inspired others to do all that they can and work hard for it and anything is possible. He is a great singer and dancer. He is now an actor and becoming a great one. He has William Rast out which is going great. He ads fro Givenchy which smells amazing. He does so much more, like funny and has been on Saturday Night Live which he has been hilarious on. he has many great loving fans that support him no matter what, as in the one righting this for him. He is going very far in his life and his career i wish him the best now and forever.
by iHeartJustinRandallTimberlake. February 11, 2011
Vince Timberlake allsow known as Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake or Erik Ponti is a complite "Spännis" and he's the coolest guy on earth. Much cooler then ckham, Nick Carter or the Lion King. He kicks ass!!
- Im Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake, Erik Ponti yah thats right im Vince Timberlake and I will kick your ass.
by Vince November 6, 2003
Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"
"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."
"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."
"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."
"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."
by pronek March 3, 2007
A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.
F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?
F2: yeah it sucks
F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?
F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
F2: yeah it sucks
F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?
F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
by No0nebutM3 May 2, 2018