Splittin' the difference

When a person has their pants pulled up way too far.

Wow, Vance sure is splittin' the difference today, what a douché.

by deatheclipsed May 6, 2010

Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree November 22, 2011

Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 28, 2020

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

The Banana Split

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

by EKP June 24, 2006