where do i start...
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ
WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}
WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.
WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.
HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs
by cuties :] December 14, 2008
Get the guidomug. a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states
by Light Joker November 24, 2006
Get the guidomug. 
Get the guidomug. by spf09 October 5, 2007
Get the guidomug. someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.
Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!
by NorthShorian March 27, 2008
Get the guidomug. Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.
herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.
made with absolutely no love
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.
made with absolutely no love
by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007
Get the guidomug. A person who wears tight popped collared shirts either burgundy or white, and always unbuttoned to show off their chest, and wears nike boots with tight designer jeans. Prefers techno music at the club. Also, always had a black beanie handy. Coming from an Italian descent.
by nickbuccola<3newyork March 17, 2009
Get the guidomug.