The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

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Magma gru

Magma gru Magma gru Magma gru The less you know the better

Person 1: Who is Magma gru?
?????? ?: The less you know the better

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022

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Gru~Vi`

Basically means 'Good to know'/'Sounds like life to me'. Also, can be meant as both, simultaneously.

Good to know: My daughter, "Oh shit Mom, I forgot my wallet! 🤦🏼"

My Moms, "Gru~Vi`. 😶"

Sounds like life to me: My ex, "I'm in jail without bail.. 😩"

Me, "Gru~Vi`. 🤷"

by Gypsy Cowgal November 10, 2019

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