ELAX GONZALES

The act of making things worse. But still coming out on top with a smile

You pull another Elax Gonzales and you will be a legend out here.

by ThELAXPG February 24, 2022

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 16, 2020

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Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 6, 2022

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John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 27, 2019

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sydi gonzales

An amazing multi-genre DJ. Sydi loves to be around people and always shares a good vibe. He has a lot of interest in menswear and want remain a classic.

Good manners will open doors, the best education cannot. Sydi Gonzales

by Gonzolina November 19, 2021

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