Living on De' Nile. Living in a state of denial about some major crisis or problem in the persons life.
John: Bob's got a real drinking problem, have you talked to him?
Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.
Julie: Yes but he's doing the Egyptian Thing and won't talk to me.
by Gneissguy August 11, 2009
1.The coolest sort of magic there is.
2.The coolest person on halo x box live there is who sounds like hes 20 or older but only 13 and 14 in may 2008.
2.The coolest person on halo x box live there is who sounds like hes 20 or older but only 13 and 14 in may 2008.
1.Yo dawg did you see egyptian magic jsut rape those noobs!? yeah dawg hes my homie we rape noobs all the time and fuck fat chicks.
2.He rape sauces those nub sauces to the extreme man! rape sauce nub sauce in my rape sauce nub sauce.
2.He rape sauces those nub sauces to the extreme man! rape sauce nub sauce in my rape sauce nub sauce.
by Adam aka egyptian magic April 2, 2008
by Jeepers McGillicutty October 16, 2011
When your ISP (Internet Service Provider) is down or your modem drops out and you are left with no internet.
by Dj Manik Digitune February 1, 2011
When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers
"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."
by inlovewiththejuul September 27, 2017
When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 17, 2012
Perjorative for a woman from Egypt with a personality that can only be described as 'overwhelming' - a torrential torrent of nonsensical insults and delusions of grandeur, and occasionally bricks. Much like a tornado.
by couldyou1magine July 2, 2022