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Law Of Crim

When people of both genders are always on your dick
I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!
by Scattur July 5, 2024
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Do a Crim

The act of ignoring your friends bf/gf to piss them off and asserting your dominance as the alpha

f*ckboy/girl

Also during this you do something extremely couple like infront of friends gf/bf
Oh well ill just do a crim to piss off his bitch of a gf, cant stop me being friendly
by LordMorbidus November 10, 2019
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crim rat

amazing, perfect, is gay rat in 15 trench coats
look it’s the crim rat!
by crim_rat October 19, 2021
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Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty
by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020
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Crim

Crim is a mixture of the words “cry” and “cum”. Usually used in a comedic sense.
Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim
Person 1: Babe, it’s time for your daily ball busting
Person 2: Awe baby I’m ready to crim.
by KISSINGBUFFMEN October 13, 2022
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Crim

(noun, verb, adjective, interjection, title, expression of awe)

Definition:
Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.

Meanings include:

A boss move

A crime-adjacent flex

A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart

Something stupid that worked

Money being made in a morally gray way
“Dude I convinced this guy to pay me $500 to delete his own website. That’s a fuckin’ crim.”

“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”

“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”

“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
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Crim

someone who is bad at every game. also has extremally white walls and denies every fact said about her/him. (gender quality)
-crim you are really bad at video games.
-I know but I speak good English
by EzFlawLessXD March 29, 2022
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