A boy named Cornelius is usually very weird. They’re kind of weird and talk to way too many girls on Snapchat. So much so that everyone begins to think that they are fruity and homosexual. The easiest way to identify a Cornelius is by the amount of bitches they have, 0.
by Mombanger69 April 26, 2022
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by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
Get the Beth Cornelius mug.When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
Get the Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking mug.A priest, typically quite a rare but endangered species. Often known for having a fleet of youth parliament on the alter in his church.
Watch out, there is Cornelius!
by Alfert SheinStein August 17, 2022
Get the Cornelius mug.Corneliu is that one person that will stick kick your ass , no matter how friends you are. Don’t disrespect a Corneliu, he might be calm at first but you never know when you will end up in a dishwasher. Very friendly guy overall. Never backs up when pressured. Always very romantic and artistic.
by Farael November 22, 2021
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