Tea

Great stuff that nearly even British person is addicted to... including me. It doesn't really help your thirst, albeit it makes you thirstIER!

Janice: God, I love tea!
Samantha: Yeah I know! My husband Paul got me addicted to it!

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

tea

Slang term for Marijuana

Sometimes PCP

Let's have a tea party man

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

tea

what a true wodongian calls dinner

hey mom, whats for tea?

by truewodongian June 18, 2009

Tea

Gossip slang

Whats the tea sis?
The tea is HOT

by Shanes piggies August 1, 2018

Tea

A drink or a nice spill of information.

Spill the tea sis!

by Queen of definitions March 2, 2019

Tea

A word commonly used amongst the LGBTQ+ community generally meaning some juicy drama or gossip.
This word derives from the common act of gossiping during a tea party

Now that is some juicy ass tea.

Sorry for spillin' the tea sis.

And that's the tea sis.

by Oja Zackaris July 27, 2019

Tea

A person with a huge dick and great personality
Really short but won’t accept the reality of it

A god damn simp as well

Person 1: did you see Tea recently?
Person 2: how could I not? Their penis drags along the ground it’s so big

by Tea (not the drink) March 28, 2023