thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

by Steven Koren September 10, 2013

Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

by Elephantpi September 8, 2009

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

thanks you

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.

Paul: I just spent all my dosh bailing your ass out of jail.
Mike: Thanks you.

by Every handle is already used! February 26, 2017

Thanks for Partying

Used to rely an awesome time between friends. Instead of apologizing for what you've done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. Hold your head high, you made the party. TFP

ThanksforPartying.com

Paul: You got hammered last night, Thanks for Partying.
Trey: You're very welcome.

Brian: Man, you know you had sex w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. Thanks for Partying.
Ron: You're very welcome, my good sir.

Don't Apologize, Thanks for Partying

by Thanks for Partying May 8, 2012

thanatocracy

Governance of the living
by the long-since
and nearly departed.

After eighteen years of indoctrination,
one has a chance to cast a vote for someone who may influence the next set of rules. With no expiration dates, or method of review, the laws keep piling up in a thanatocracy. When formal legal instruction is unavailable to the ordinary citizen without inordinate expense, the laws become a matter of hearsay, yet 'ignorance of the law' is no excuse, and poor people only get access to lawyers when they've been arrested. The rich buy lawyers, lobbyists, the occasional politician, and equal justice becomes unattainable.

It has been theorized that a society could exist in which the laws were considered to be the property of the people they belong to. In such a society, ANY citizen, regardless of social strata, could walk into an office of the LAW to find the answer to any question they might have regarding that which pertains to them without charge of any kind, as a public service. If there were any such thing as security in this society the same would be true in a hospital. If that social security numbbber really meant something.

Fuzzy math, indeed.

by Healing Practitioner17b March 19, 2009

thanks for coming out

1. This is said to someone or a group of people that loses a game and or an activity.
2. When someone has no clue of what they are talking about.
3. When someone achieves an epic fail.

The team lost 0 to 50 tell them I said "thanks for coming out".

by Joeyjofly💃 March 3, 2016