For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.
Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head
by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014
When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
by dds 1987 January 26, 2014
A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts.com. Check for him at your local Masjid.
by Tera Baap February 18, 2005
A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010
by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 01, 2006
The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 07, 2006
The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
by iHangMyself! December 05, 2021